Alright...now where the hell'd the monkey go...

...this shit officially stinks.

Yo, black blob, he's all yours! I don't give a rat's ass anymore, I did my part.

Damn you little whore!

Don’t come cryin’ to me when some car turns your stupid ass into street pizza.

Believe me, it won’t distress me throughout the day.

Hehe I'm in a good mood, just got wind of some great news...kudos to whoever broke the fox-bastard's teeth.

Ah I found another place, more of a wreck than the last pit, but it's not a refuse heap. I can bring the brood with me. Good thing too...i dunno where the hell he picks up all the weird fuckers. Must be a fetish.

Guh...I feel so fucking smashed right now...don't tell me what happened, I wanna be surprised. Where the hell am I anyway somebody musta thought I was a stray and picked me up.

BANZAI~!

'm never drunk, jus' always over-served.

Well...that wasn't a complete wast of time and energy, I almost had fun.

Mother of ASS...as if I didn't have enough fuckin' problems already...shit...So does this belong to anyone? He'd be dead already, but I've never been much interested in taking on the comatose. The bastard's been like this since he BLEW UP my apartment and touched...well it doesn't matter. He passed out afterwards, or right after I told his stupid ass to stop...like he shut down or somethin'. I'm not gonna hold onto him all fuckin' day either, I have new living arrangements to make. I'd just as soon dump his ass in the cans down the street.

Hey, Il Forte, what the fuck are you waiting for. You stoppin' by or what?

[Filtered to Aizen, Gin, and Ulquiorra]

Don't have much of a taste for tea, Aizen, but they make pretty good chachkahs.

Let's get together soon, shall we?

I have a couple of dates, but I might be able to squeeze y' in somewhere.

Little Fucker likes the collar Gin. It suits her.

Like I said, Little Fucker sends her regards Ulquiorra as for the orange lily: hatred and disdain, wealth and pride...I'm touched.

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Hn, Little Fucker likes the collar you got for her more than the pink one with the bell Jack.

Dunno what I'm supposed to do with Urahara Shoten's candy I fucking hate sweets but Little Fucker liked the yarn.

Heheh...yanno...I think I'm in the mood for some meaningful conversation...capricious...but I mean, I wanna talk to someone really specific.




[Filtered to Sonic the Hedgehog...he actually wants to talk, how unexpected]

Little blue ball of blur...come out come out wherever you are.

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