Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

.o23 [Filtered]

2008-07-24T19:28:04Z

Alright...now where the hell'd the monkey go...

...this shit officially stinks.

Yo, black blob, he's all yours! I don't give a rat's ass anymore, I did my part.

.o22 [ Failed Lock ]

2008-06-21T02:19:49Z

Damn you little whore!

Don’t come cryin’ to me when some car turns your stupid ass into street pizza.

Believe me, it won’t distress me throughout the day.

.o21

2008-06-07T04:26:00Z

Hehe I'm in a good mood, just got wind of some great news...kudos to whoever broke the fox-bastard's teeth.

Ah I found another place, more of a wreck than the last pit, but it's not a refuse heap. I can bring the brood with me. Good thing too...i dunno where the hell he picks up all the weird fuckers. Must be a fetish.

.o20

2008-05-01T03:29:54Z

Guh...I feel so fucking smashed right now...don't tell me what happened, I wanna be surprised. Where the hell am I anyway ~~somebody musta thought I was a stray and picked me up.~~

.o19

2008-04-22T16:41:01Z

BANZAI~!

'm never drunk, jus' always over-served.

.o18

2008-04-22T00:00:04Z

Well...that wasn't a complete wast of time and energy, I almost had fun.

.o17

2008-03-23T17:32:41Z

Mother of ASS...as if I didn't have enough fuckin' problems already...shit...So does this belong to anyone? He'd be dead already, but I've never been much interested in taking on the comatose. The bastard's been like this since he BLEW UP my apartment and touched...well it doesn't matter. He passed out afterwards, or right after I told his stupid ass to stop...like he shut down or somethin'. I'm not gonna hold onto him all fuckin' day either, I have new living arrangements to make. I'd just as soon dump his ass in the cans down the street.

.o16

2008-03-07T01:14:03Z

Hey, Il Forte, what the fuck are you waiting for. You stoppin' by or what?

.o15

2008-02-17T00:03:42Z

[Filtered to Aizen, Gin, and Ulquiorra]

Don't have much of a taste for tea, Aizen, but they make pretty good chachkahs.

Let's get together soon, shall we?

I have a couple of dates, but I might be able to squeeze y' in somewhere.

Little Fucker likes the collar Gin. It suits her.

Like I said, Little Fucker sends her regards Ulquiorra as for the orange lily: hatred and disdain, wealth and pride...I'm touched.

[/Filtered]

Hn, Little Fucker likes the collar you got for her more than the pink one with the bell Jack.

Dunno what I'm supposed to do with Urahara Shoten's candy ~~I fucking hate sweets~~ but Little Fucker liked the yarn.

.o14

2008-02-13T04:46:37Z

Heheh...yanno...I think I'm in the mood for some meaningful conversation...capricious...but I mean, I wanna talk to someone really specific.

[Filtered to Sonic the Hedgehog...he actually wants to talk, how unexpected]

Little blue ball of blur...come out come out wherever you are.

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.o14

2008-02-11T01:43:34Z

Tch...the little shit, she couldn't wait, she dropped her fleet on the bed and now the sheets are fucked up. Well Little Fucker I hope you're satisfied...now what do I do with these little balls of fuzz. Could move the heater a bit closer to the bed I suppose...they look like frickin' aliens...huge eyes and little heads. Now what, I don't plan on playin' the role of big bad Daddy Warbucks.

.o13

2008-02-03T18:19:51Z

What's with these stupid impressions these dumb-asses have of me.

Hell-fuckin'-no. I don't want to bare my soul to you, if I ever had a fuckin' soul in the first place.

My psychoanalysis is not your damned business, my problems (should I have any) are mine-fuckin'-mine...and the next happy-go-lucky therapist wannabe who asks me for a show-and-tell better bend over and kiss their ass goodbye.

Again, I don't wanna open the window of my heart and when I say no there's no fuckin' deeper meaning. It's not like the box of cereal where if you keep diggin' you'll find the prize. I mean no.

.o12

2008-01-31T15:41:29Z

~~Had no fuckin' clue she was bumped.~~

So what the hell am I supposed t' do? Circle the wagons, boil water, and pray for a free-market solution?

I should throw her ass out on the street. ~~Don't look at me like that ya flooz...~~

.o11

2008-01-29T06:21:06Z

Tch...where'd Little Fucker go?

...

Meh...he'll be back. He knows I've got the goods.

.o10

2008-01-21T20:52:29Z

Hn well seems like Stark is gone and he was probably the most interesting of the bunch, at least he didn’t piss me off. Harmonium? It was bound to make me vomit anyway. Well whatever. Il Forte is gone too and what the hell am I left with?

The irritating snake, the doormat, the spider bitch, and the simpering underling Nnoitra left behind ~~I swear he couldn’t take a wee-wee unless Nnoitra was there holding his little hand…pathetic.~~

Not that it matters, but somethin’ has me in a bad mood and I can’t quite put my finger on what that could be…not that I need a fuckin’ reason.

.0o9

2008-01-11T01:53:35Z

Soooooo~ Aizen's really gone then huh? Well I say it’s about damn time…and good riddance, of course! He can keep his fucking collar too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA~

Heh I wonder, when that girly hears he's gone she'll probably piss herself. I don't get it, what's so great about the bastard?

.0o8

2007-12-15T04:06:01Z

So which one o’ you law abiding do-gooders does *this* belong to? It’s gotta belong to belong to some poor sod in law enforcement says "officer" on it. Just happened upon it in passing…are the streets usually a fucking mess or did one street get lucky? Anyway if this doesn’t belong to anybody, you know, conscious then there’s probably some sod stuck under some rubble somewhere. It’s too much for one guy like myself to dig through alone ~~yeah right~~. As for the picture, can’t really make it any clearer…but I don’t think that’s the fucking point.

[ooc: Strikes unhackable. Grimmjow is playing coy after his night on the town with Nny]

.0o7

2007-12-10T20:23:52Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

Shinigami are just too easy, I kinda like how trusting she is...like a lamb to the slaughter...though nobody can say I didn't try to help. Y'see, I aint that bad!

.0o7

2007-11-29T20:19:04Z

Despite the fact that this stupid shit goes against everything I believe in, if I believed in anything in the first place, I'm so bored outta my skull. Where'd all the Shinigami idiots go?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I pulled wind_and_arrows's hair (-5 points). In June I punched queen_of_peace in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I set i_am_flaming's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I helped ishiyamasan hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-954 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
espada_6

Was there ever any doubt?

.0o6

2007-11-12T07:04:59Z

Well guess my coming was a fucking catalyst wasn’t it? I can't even keep up with who's coming and who's going anymore...dead people too.

[EDIT]

Hey Il Forte, how 'bout we get together for shits and giggles eh?

.0o5

2007-10-23T18:06:52Z

Hey, Szayel, what the hell is this Halloween shit? Don't tell me you're getting involved with it.

Tch, s'been so friggin' quiet. The snake-man hasn't said shit for a while ~~dunno if I should be worried 'bout that or pissing myself with joy~~ and neither has Aizen I'll admit that worries me a little</strike>.

[ooc: All in favor of Grimmjow going as Emba say aye! Emba 1 Emba 2]

.0o5

2007-10-21T22:39:08Z

This place is such a fuckin' bore.

What's the point in killing someone if they're just gonna come back to life anyway? Counterproductive ain't it?

Guess it's not a total naysay...there is the joy of killing an enemy again and again and again and AGAIN!

But it's all bull fuck if they don't remember bein' killed.

Shiiiiiiit!

.0o4

2007-09-27T21:14:53Z

I knew it wouldn't take long for that walkin' doormat to show his face. Tch...matter of time I guess.

.0o3

2007-09-17T22:26:04Z

I smell more Shinigami funk, where the hell are they all commin' from.

.0o2

2007-09-09T07:50:58Z

Anybody else feelin' the Reiatsu of that man...or is it just a change in the wind?

What the fuck would he be doin' here anyway?